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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
superdogbiter
canthaveshitingotham-crucified

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

canthaveshitingotham-crucified

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

brenna

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teaboot

black out poetry out poetry the OP's text, reading: "In a kid's room you could see one star painted over in landlord white. That's the point. You don't have time to look at the ceiling."ALT
kieranculkingirl

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fadingponycookiedream

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Originally posted by dailypaulson

sparklefunshine
compassionatereminders

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

creamypancakebatter

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

breelandwalker

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superdogbiter
wehavecomeforyourprivateschools

This is gold this, absolute gold, the most over the top melodramatic hysterical ridiculous thing I’ve ever read

wehavecomeforyourprivateschools

This continues to entertain the next gen of Tumblr users lol

kunosoura

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An all timer in cerseimoding

merryfinches

If you’d lost your arm in a car accident, I would have understood. I would have done everything to make you feel better. But this – this is desecration. And I hate it.”

Good god woman, get a grip! 😂

spottable-mouse

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